Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Fossils: God's Hoax

How God must be laughing at this story:
Human Fossils Dated to 195, 000 Years

A new analysis of bones unearthed nearly 40 years ago in Ethiopia has pushed the fossil record of modern humans back to nearly 200,000 years ago -- perhaps close to the dawn of the species.

Researchers determined that the specimens are around 195,000 years old. Previously, the oldest known fossils of Homo sapiens were Ethiopian skulls dated to about 160,000 years ago.

Genetic studies estimate that Homo sapiens arose about 200,000 years ago, so the new research brings the fossil record more in line with that, said John Fleagle of Stony Brook University in New York, an author of the study.
Silly scientists, don't you know that God planted all those fossils in order to trick humans into believing in evolution.

Why?

Not a fucking clue. But wouldn't that have to be the argument used by creationists to explain them? I mean there are litterally millions of these things with more being found every day. From single cell organisms, through dinosaurs, to early man, hundreds of millions of years of history have been excavated and studied in schools and museums across the world. If you truly believe that the world was created by God 10,000 years ago, how do you possibly explain them, unless they were planted there on purpose by the All Knowing to deceive us?

If anybody's got a different justification for their existence, I'd love to hear it.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suppose the next thing you will tell us is that the earth isn't the center of the universe. sheesh read your bible. I suppose the earh isn't flat either. You obviously know nothing

June 30, 2005 at 12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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February 16, 2006 at 6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what's funny? I actually came to this site to see if other people believed that God had created some elaborite hoax. I'm only a novice and a Christian but I came to the same conclusion as you. It must all be a hoax.

July 17, 2007 at 3:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea ummm ur a dumbass there is no god only unless u count satan

May 22, 2008 at 2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only fukin' god I believe in is the god of my goddamn asshole!

January 6, 2009 at 8:48 PM  

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